what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother
he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it
today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..
“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”
guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH
ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN
the-doctors-consulting-detective:
seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous
But where did it come from?
Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe
you’ll never love yourself half as much as i love food
(Source: dgafkandie)
succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it
Happy fucking 25th birthday to my favourite perverted guitarist in the whole entire world! 😘
