“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother
he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it
today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..
“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”
guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH
ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN
you’ll never love yourself half as much as i love food
succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it